Freak Frisbee Accident

April 24, 2009
I wore a white tank top because it was finally hot outside. Only I would end up with an injury from a frisbee collision.

I glanced up. Oh no. I was going to be victim of a second frisbee hit. There was nothing I could do but duck because this time the half-naked girl in a bikini was flying in my direction. She was in a full sprint. She stretched out to grab the Frisbee but crashed directly into me. She stepped right on my foot. Crunch!

“Oh my god, I didn’t see you. Are you ok?” she yelled in her drunken stupor as she pulled her bikini top back on. “I didn’t see you,” she said again.

I snapped back, “I know that.”